PRESIDENTIAL DECREE

I'm not bipolar...

BUT SOMETIMES I'M KINDA GREAT

Stock Offer: I'm a toxic ASSet

RESOLUTION

Since citibank shares have gone through the roof and back, and they are very much BACK, and since my planned life has recently crashed (AGAIN) with the sad pathetic loser reality of my life, I thought:

IF THE BIGGEST BANK IS NOW A PENNY BANK,

WHY CAN'T I, WHO IN PLATO'S WORLD OF VALUES AND IDEAS WOULD PASS AS THE PROPER CONCEPT, VALUE AND IDEA OF "A BEING A LOSER", OFFER SHARES OF MY LIFE?

They are obviously toxic assets, but if the Government is willing to buy them...and I'm offering them... it must be a great deal, right?

SO FROM NOW ON I'M GONNA TAKE EVERYONE'S OPINION ON EVERY LITTLE DARN THING. BY JULY, I HOPE TO KNOW ENOUGH OF SPSS TO HAVE A SCIENTIFIC ACCOUNT OF WHAT MY LIFE SHOULD BE...

for now, an unscientific one will do!

I HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT

that I am a MORON

that I am less smart than I thought

that I am not going to Oxford

that I had countless months to produce 2000 + 1000 words and yet... nothing

that I hate living here and there is no escaping.

that I will have to be a lawyer, the precise thing I did not want to be.

You're not as bad as your dad, but you're as good as dead

«New Jersey», Red House Painters

10 days to go... and unemplyed in winter time

Verdadeiramente deprimente como não se faz nada em tanto tempo. De repente, faltam dez dias. 10 dias. Claramente, a não ser que eu trabalhe 14 horas por dia... posso dizer bye bye a Oxford. 14 horas e muita inspiração.

Vamos fazer uma espécie de twitter. tweee-taaa! Quando acordar!

Mas isto está mal! Mal Mal Mal!

E agora estou engripado.

E amanhã vou ter a boca cheia de aftas que me acabei de queimar com o chá quente!

bye bye oxford

and i'm... unemployable!

Great!